Someone should tell her . . .

-that she's only 7 months old and there's really no rush to crawl and be in to EVERYTHING!
-that as a 7 month old, she should realistically be sleeping all night, not waking her mother up 3-5 times a night to play, talk, or eat (that shouldn't start until the teenage years right?)
-that she doesn't have nearly enough life experience to start walking and deal with all that goes with that
-that her older sister set the precedent of waiting to be mobile until she was 14 months old and through with the putting-crap-in-mouth phase - and that really seemed to work well for everyone involved
-that teeth are actually healthier if they stay in your gums longer, instead of coming out and being used to bite disgusting things found on the floor or people who love you dearly
-that she's THE stinkin' cutest little chub-a-lub in the world, and anyone who meets her will do anything to make her smile (there's some serious blackmailing potential in her future)

Welcome to the world of mobility little lady!